Holy sh*t. It's a hot m*th*rf*ck*r!

topic posted Thu, September 3, 2009 - 8:35 PM by  Horse
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How do YOU keep cool when the sun is beating down like invisible lava upon the strafed urban waste, and your AC is permanently kapoot?

My low-tek hippie heat cure: Peel off your socks (careful - don't want to take that top layer of skin with them! ;-)) and dip your feet in ice water. It'll cool your whole body down in about 20 seconds. Truth be told, it works great if you find a creek when you are on the trail on a hot summer day. The relief is veritably instantaneous, I do declare.

There's also the cross-draft concept, which may or may not work in your habitat, depending on placement of windows and doors in relation to the outside air currents and thermal drafts. But the idea is, you open doors and windows and let a draft naturally develop. Out with the hot, in with the cool. Fans can assist. Unfortunately, habitats are not designed with this in mind. In August my apt stays hot til 3:00 AM. However, I have lived in places where spraying down the patio with a hose noticeably cooled the air running thru the house.

Am told a strategically placed micro-pond outside your habitat can help lower the temp. Saw that at Arcosanti in AZ.

Attic fans. SOLAR attic fans. Extreme effectivity, specially ten years down the road, after Iraq dries up and Putin first-strikes Prudhoe Bay and the electrical grid goes down...forever.

Keep it coming.
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  • Re: Holy sh*t. It's a hot m*th*rf*ck*r!

    Thu, September 3, 2009 - 11:20 PM
    Lousy second storey studio apartment currently; long sides of the building face east and west. So, the sun comes up and through my itty bitty kitchen window...heats that long side of the building...pounds down over the peak through the middle of the day thoroughly heating the entire structure...then, about 3 or 4 p.m. it starts boiling through the big glass window that comprises most of the west wall, along with the door. If it's 90 degrees outside at 6 or7 p.m., it'll be 120 inside the apartment.

    I'm in Hell.

    I've got a heavy white curtain covering the big window; it helps a lot---a LOT more than the nasty plastic white blinds that were here before. All along the front of the window, outside on the common balcony that allows access to all the second floor apartments, I've got potted plants (including fruit trees in five gallon white buckets!) that I keep really well watered especially if I know it's going to be hot. The cover most of wood siding below the window with their pots and much of the window with their foliage. They also make a huge difference...and I've got more mint and several kinds of sage than you can shake a stick at.

    Reversible fans in both windows to create a draft straight through, from which ever side is coolest. It's pointless, however, if it's over about 80 degrees outside; the building is already so damned hot there's no catching up even if we weren't also dealing with the heat from the downstairs apartment---with it's own GINORMOUS heat sucking window. >:-(

    The only other thing I've found that works is to fill the tub in the morning with cold water; near as I can tell, it draws heat. Besides, I dip the dog in it periodically (remember the 140# black LSGD?) and the cat sprawls out with his back up against it and his belly up against the base of the toilet.

    Everything wide open at night with all fans running on high, just trying to cool the bones of the building before the next assault.


    Also, I keep eight gel ice packs in the freezer to rotate strategically on my body. I eat melon like it's a food group and drink electrolyte drinks cut 50/50 with water. But then, I should mention that I have this weird body that is highly prone to heat stroke...it's vitally important to me that I not get overheated---I *will* end up in the hospital not being able to tell you my name and only knowing that that is some how a REALLY BAD THING. Oh, yes---this year I discovered cell salts, able to purchase them off the shelf in the hooby heeba section of local groceries and at food co-ops. Marvelous little tabs!

    My low-tek hippie heat approach; get naked, get wet, stay calm...and wait it out. Eventually that burning orb in the sky will slink below the horizon and I can breathe again...and pretty soon the rains will come back! :-P
    • Re: Holy sh*t. It's a hot m*th*rf*ck*r!

      Fri, September 4, 2009 - 1:20 PM
      I meditate and deal with the discomfort. I sometimes have to work on metal roofs in the heat you speak of. playing with hot sheet metal and pipes. Its part of my job. Perhaps it is fortunate for me that my anscestors are from tropical islands and that my physical makeup can handle it.

      Mind over matter can help cut off discomfort feelings..........But you will be stronger.
  • Re: Holy sh*t. It's a hot m*th*rf*ck*r!

    Fri, September 4, 2009 - 6:17 PM
    I really think heat tolerance has a lot to do with mindset and attitude. I've had summers where I might have AC in the house but not in the car, or vice-versa, or AC at work and not at home, and the contrast is so strong it makes for a living hell the moment you step out of the AC environment. You can't stop thinking about how miserably hot you are.

    This past summer has been a hot bugger. I've been steam-cleaning carpets. The water gets heated up to 205 degrees F... then pumped into a set of four jets on my cleaning attachment at 700-900 psi making a billow of scalding steam which is conveniently located right in front of my body for hours on end. Because the door has to be left open to run the hoses in, most folks just turn off their cooler and let the place heat up. I even get some customers who crank up the HEATER because they think the carpets dry faster that way.

    Then when I'm done I go back out to the van, where a 4 cylinder engine has been burning away right behind the driver seat. The driver seat, sitting in the sun (doors and windows have to be shut for liability reasons) so imagine a hot car in the sun, sitting there for two hours, WITH A RUNNING ENGINE TRAPPED INSIDE... and you'll realize that I get no relief from the heat between jobs.

    The cleaning van has no AC, it broke this spring and my boss hasn't fixed it.

    But, I also have no AC in my own private vehicle, or in my apartment. I come home and 95 degrees feels like a cold water bath. I drink anywhere from one to one and a half gallons of water per work shift, then more at home.

    And you know what? It's really not as miserable as it seems. You forget about it after a while. The sweat doesn't bother you so much, you just get into working on what you're doing and you forget about it. I find that if I spend time getting my head and arms wet in cold water at customer's kitchen sinks when they're not looking, it helps me cool down but that only serves to make me realize once again, how bloody hot I get quickly. It's actually easier to just get hot once, and stay that way, and eventually you forget about it.

    It's all in your mindset, really. Roofers deal with worse than what I do and they survive without taking breaks to put their feet in ice water, or meditating about their ancestral genetics of heat tolerance. Just git-er-done and stop bitching about it
    • Re: Holy sh*t. It's a hot m*th*rf*ck*r!

      Fri, September 4, 2009 - 6:42 PM
      yes, I do roofing. I also meditate.Its a zone I get into while I work. I am sorry if me mentioning my anscestors offended anyone. ( fuck you) I was just sayin'. My crew always get the job done in the heat. Me and a crew of navajos. Those Injuns' are hardcore! We are always tired of people bitchin about the heat. It really doesn't bother us as bad as some people. We just get absorbed in our work. Or just think about pussy . That always works for me.....let me meditate.....ooommmmmm

      Thousand guy: go tell your boss to fix your van or go buy a Slurpee from Reagan face. May you get a brain freez
      • Re: Holy sh*t. It's a hot m*th*rf*ck*r!

        Fri, September 4, 2009 - 10:10 PM
        It's cool, Sean. I understand what you mean. But my ancestors were vikings, and I'll be damned if I don't find the heat hard to take. You know what I used to do in my old truck, which was from Alaska and had no AC? When it got really really hot, I'd roll the windows up and just bathe in the heat for a few minutes, get the interior temp as high as it would go, and yell "Yeah baby! Right on! Give it to me! You call this HOT?" -- cuz sometimes that's the only way to get thru something that sucks.
        • Re: Holy sh*t. It's a hot m*th*rf*ck*r!

          Fri, September 4, 2009 - 11:12 PM
          I think ancestry does play in. And, yeah---the ancestors I have that were not Norse were Irish, by and large. Little bit of French, too. Also my formative years were spent in a coastal region, without the temp extremes that some people think are normal. This body never learned to deal with heat. I can be functionally cold and even cold and wet a lot longer than most people I know, though.

          Also a half a dozen trips to the emergency room (one by ambulance, thank you) and spending the night there while they run IV bags into my arm is not my idea of time well spent. Anyone who believes that people who can't take heat are whiners with no self discipline are welcome to exceed their own chosen tolerances to the point of medical emergency several times under different circumstances and then see if they don't come up with some personal safety boundaries...and then appreciate the diversity of others. I have tolerances that far exceed many peoples' ; it's just that heat is not one of them.

          Frankly, I don't deal well with not dealing well with the heat; kinda makes me feel like a freak any more.

          :-(
  • Re: Holy sh*t. It's a hot m*th*rf*ck*r!

    Fri, September 4, 2009 - 9:51 PM
    It the mid east, I can understand why they wear the dashis and headwear. It keeps you cooler. When it gets to be 140, yes, 140, you stay inside and close the drapes. We had to do that when the power went out for two freaking days. Least when the air is dry, you can wrap wet towles around you and cook off.
    Most importantly, stay hydrated.
  • Re: Holy sh*t. It's a hot m*th*rf*ck*r!

    Sat, September 5, 2009 - 3:51 PM
    lol - given that my AC is the mountain breeze, this one is not so hard for me. I alternate between soaks in the hot springs and dips in the cold river, which also serves to keep my beer cold - cold beer, now there's my favorite heat cure. :)
    • Re: Holy sh*t. It's a hot m*th*rf*ck*r!

      Sun, September 6, 2009 - 1:27 AM
      Yep I f@@@ked my conversion alright, I'll just stick to degrees Celsius in future, summer 46'C was our hottest last summer. Last week of winter here was hot it was 36'C. I have seen it get up to 52- 53 'C in some of the inhabited desert areas.
      • Re: Holy sh*t. It's a hot m*th*rf*ck*r!

        Mon, September 7, 2009 - 11:04 AM
        I grew up in Texas and always hated the heat, when I was in the army I was trained for a cold climate as the expected us to fight the soviet union. after a cpl of bouts with heat exaustion i finally moved to wv and i love it, summers in the 90s, long spring and fall, winters can be harsh, but ive got all year to prepare for it. I work mostly outside but i wear insulated carhart bibs and a coat and im fine. I also believe its a lot easier to survive with less in a area like wv than say calif or arizona, plenty of food ands water if your willin to work for it, small animals and deer in abundance,fish , edible plants ect..
        • Re: Holy sh*t. It's a hot m*th*rf*ck*r!

          Tue, September 8, 2009 - 12:30 PM
          Reagan face......you jumped on me first..... I dont know if your toolshed remark is a real insult, because I deal with tools and sheds all the time. and yes.. I say racist remarks. I take em all day from people as well as dish them out. I guess I am unique.

          I like reading some of the things you say on this tribe. But you jumped on me first.. If ya got a crush on me, thats okay but I can only be your platonic pal.

          Lets make it water under the bridge.

          I like Vikings and stuff. but I am a tropics person cold climate fucks me up..... its just an observation.
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            Re: Holy sh*t. It's a hot m*th*rf*ck*r!

            Tue, September 8, 2009 - 12:57 PM
            I didn't 'jump on you', I made fun of you for being ridiculous. You continue to be ridiculous. Maybe through some XTREME meditation you might figure out why you're ridiculous. You let me get under your skin pretty badly, just because of some minor mockery, and were soon being overtly racist. Good stuff. Sort of ironically hilarious on numerous levels.

            <Lets make it water under the bridge. >

            Did you get that from the Tao of Pooh?
            • Re: Holy sh*t. It's a hot m*th*rf*ck*r!

              Tue, September 8, 2009 - 1:46 PM
              that a boy... have a good cry? feel better now?
              • Re: Holy sh*t. It's a hot m*th*rf*ck*r!

                Tue, September 8, 2009 - 2:04 PM
                the only thing that gets under my skin these days are SURVIVAL and DISSASTER!! *ahem* getting back to the subject of this post :

                To stay cool in this weather, I like to use a "camleback "water bladder canteen They are the shit when you go on 15 mile bike rides in this heat. (



                notice I say camelback... not to be confused with cameljockey........I wasn't being racist this time.)

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