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You wake up in the middle of the night, your head hurts, you are handcuffed and shackled with standard Peerless handcuffs, the leg shackles run under the hand cuff chain so you are bent over backwards. It is dark, you realize that you are on the floor beside your own bed and some guy is humping the dogshit out of your wife.
What do you do?
What do you do?
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Re: What do you do?
Sat, July 4, 2009 - 6:33 PMi have the blinding revelation that i'm in the wrong house.
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Sat, July 4, 2009 - 7:06 PMdelete your post hahahahaha
ok i dunno, shit mah pantz? -
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Sat, July 4, 2009 - 10:32 PMNO RICK IS FRENCH FOR TICKLER FOOL OF A TOOK
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Sun, July 5, 2009 - 5:39 AMWe got a troll in the tribe. -
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Sun, July 5, 2009 - 6:31 AMThat's no troll. That's just Mitch.
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Sun, July 5, 2009 - 6:50 AMOh yeah, assuming that I'm not taking part in some bondage/roleplaying scenario, I would try really hard to get my hands in front of me, and get to the gun that I have hidden within reach of my bed. Then I would wait for the dude to finish what he was doing and shoot him in the chest as soon as he goes to pull his pants up. If I can't get my hands in front of me, I will still try to get to the gun and just shoot the dude from an awkward position. If he happened to find my hidden gun, I would fall back on the pistol I keep under the bed attached to the box spring. If he found that one, the I guess I'm screwed because I'm not very good at fighting with my hands and feet cuffed to eachother.
Of course, this scenario would never happen (not to me anyway). The dog would let me know if anyone was trying to get in the house. If the dog didn't alert me because the guy is some sort of super ninja who silently took out the dog, then the alarm system would tell me someone had entered the house. I don't rely on Brinks or ADT, BTW. I installed the system myself. So I'm really not too worried about being cold-cocked in my sleep.
Cheers!
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Nikolas survived a serial killer
Mon, July 6, 2009 - 10:19 AMNikolas; Very good response. You survived the attack with only minor injuries. The police later revealed that the burglar had defeated your security because he was already there when you armed up the house. You had the garage open for a while after dark and he just closed the door and hid in a corner. The dogs were easily poisoned. They barked when he threw them tainted snacks, but you just shouted at the dog to shut the hell up.
The rest of you died, just like the people in your morning paper. Every day you read about someone who died for lack of a gun and a plan. A cuff key costs about $3 and they can be easily dispersed around your house or carried on your key ring. Sounds paranoid? Not really, your home defense kit should include a good pair of cuffs. What were you going to do with me when you caught me?
Nikolas has multiple guns in place as well, extra points to him. The rest of you pussies died begging for your lives with a gym sock in your mouth.
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Mon, July 6, 2009 - 12:52 PMremain calm and wait for the moment. -
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Mon, July 6, 2009 - 1:50 PMhmmmm... I currently dont have a wife. I have hand cuff keys and know how to pick the locks anyway..........I have easy access to more than one firearm at all times in my house. I am a light sleeper.....I am actually paranoid enough to have thought about a scenario such as you mentioned because such a thing has been known to happen in my county. It would be very hard to place someone with my skill and foresight into such a situation. I am sure that can be said about most of the people in this tribe.
So I say, no one in here is a pussy with a sock in their mouth. It would be impossible to get a drop on us like that.... I say we all win your scenario test, because it just wouldn't happen to people like us in this tribe.
I dont keep handcuffs. I have tons of strong rope and I know how to hogtie people and animals. I dont take prisoners, anyway. If someone intrudes my house, they will either be killed or unconscious. When they wake up, they will be tortured till dead. Why bother the police? let them help those who cannot help themselves. -
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Mon, July 6, 2009 - 2:12 PMNo cuffs? You ever try to tie someone up with a gun in one hand? hat if the police take tn minutes to get there. I cut the phone lines and stole the two cell phones I found downstairs. You would have had to wake a neighbor. It would all have been your own private nightmare. Sooner or later you would have to shoot me or I get your gun.
Do you have dogs?
The scenario I describe is a common enough event. Read the papers. It happens regularly. People found executed in the morning. How is your internal security? (do you lock all locks at all time, do you secure the firdoor to the garge at night? Windows checked?
You are all dead except Nik.
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Mon, July 6, 2009 - 2:18 PMYay Nicholas!!
See you in a couple weeks~
Find me at 'Incudis Elegium' for your prize.... -
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Mon, July 6, 2009 - 5:09 PMWoo Hoo! I can't wait to see what that might be!
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Mon, July 6, 2009 - 2:51 PMI wouldn't hold a gun to someone while tying them up. thats risky. I would just shoot them. Thats what I do when I aim guns at people, I shoot. I dont aim guns at people outside of my property. Like I said, why even bother the police? You yourself talked about being in jail before. Do you rely on police?
I have dogs.
I dont really have much in the way of things to steal. Sure, I have a gun or two. but then everyone in my neighborhood has guns. Even nicer than mine. I wont go into detail, but you will just have to take my word that my internal/external security is good. And if you still say I lose, then so be it
But lets see what you do mitch: What if you wake up from your concussion because your butt really hurts and you find half a bloody condom sticking out of your ass but you are handcuffed the way you describe and some viking looking guy who looks like but is not actually Nik is buttfucking your wife? What would you do? since we all lost tell us what happens to someone like you who ''wins'' =D -
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Mon, July 6, 2009 - 4:00 PMcreate for us a zombie rage virus scenario -
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Mon, July 6, 2009 - 9:24 PMThe last guy who tried that died in the infirmary. Of course everyone knows that nobody ever dies in jail (only becaus you are not dead until declard so by a doctor.)
I have cuff keys distributed throughout the house and near the bed. An intruder will likely use either quick-ties or handcuffs or duct tape to restrain their victims. Kidnappers will usually use cuffs.
The home invader I described was not there to steal your shit, he was getting what he came for. With serial killers there is always a dick in there somewhere, even female serial killers. Very few serials kill for the sheer pleasure of killing. They kill as an end product to the raping and looting they do. You are an inconvenience to them <witnesses>.
I keep guns strewn throughout my home. Knives too. I would uncuff myself, take the 44, and blast some fuck in half. Then I would hose my girlfriend off. I can also pick the lock with a paperclip.
For all your blustering Sean, I am beginning to think you had not seriously thought this one thru until now. -
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Mon, July 6, 2009 - 9:40 PMi think serial killers would prey upon easier folks than myself. serial killers dont usualy go after crazy fuckers........you look like a crazy fucker, too =) -
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Mon, July 6, 2009 - 9:44 PMSean, could you possibly look less intimidating?
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Mon, July 6, 2009 - 11:00 PMsean. mitch is not a real guy. come on. -
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This is the maximum depth. Additional responses will not be threaded.
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Wed, July 8, 2009 - 8:29 PMWhy does everyone always assume I am an alt? Maybe my other identity was the alt... Did I just type that out loud?
No, I am a real, live person. I've been on tribe for about six or so years, used to be active on the political tribes but they were pussies, then went to the camping tribes but they were pussies, then I came back here and...well you get the idea.
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Thu, July 9, 2009 - 1:42 AMyeah, you're an alt, alright.......
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Thu, July 9, 2009 - 3:38 AMI seem to remember a couple of years ago you, Mitch, specifically posted a disclaimer saying that you were a fictional alt, designed to kick our asses in a post SHTF scenario. -
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Thu, July 9, 2009 - 10:32 AMI distinctly remember that Mitch did post that he is a fictional character. An awesome, ass-kicking, ice-cold product of our sick society. -
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Fri, July 10, 2009 - 10:40 AMcockroaches are benign. mitch ain't. -
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Fri, July 10, 2009 - 10:49 AMcockroaches are mechanical vectors for disease. They're so dangerous to humans that we evolved an ability to smell them, which evokes a repulsive response. If you've ever woken up in the middle of the night for no reason, only to find yourself staring at a perfectly silent roach on the wall, then you've utilized said adaptation.
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Fri, July 10, 2009 - 11:59 AMWhen I was younger and poor, I lived in roach infested environments. They are nothing to me other than nuissance and damager of electronic devices.
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Fri, July 10, 2009 - 4:00 PMmitch is cool and fun. he's been the voice of insanity for a long time.
he's just a welcome change. cool to see him back.
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Fri, July 10, 2009 - 6:02 PMI store water in used 2 liter and other plastic bottles at home and at work. Some people see them where I have them at work and ask why they are there. I say "In case there's a big earthquake we will have some water ." I'm not sure if I could go more than a day without washing my face. And supposedly we should all drink a gallon a day?
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Fri, July 10, 2009 - 11:53 AMseems benign to me..... I thought he is a fake alt guy that is supposed to simulate the scum of the earth. So far all, the only things I have read from him are mainly references to cage fighting and name calling, and homo-erotiscism. . I am new here. I dont know him like you guys. me seems more like a carricature of what he is trying to represent. I appreciate the idea behind it, but. I haven't seen anything comeout of it but jokes and people revealing fear. Is he you guys' buddy? I mean, all he does is talk shit. Is he secretly the moderator of this forum? You guys all seem to bow down to him and suck his dick. I see more people stick up for "mitch" than actually play along and try and come up with ideas against these lame"what if" questions. They were fun for a minute, but now.......? -
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Fri, July 10, 2009 - 10:03 PMWeird tribe here. Cock smoking? Never heard that one before. I like the Infidel muscle shirt. does anyone here talk about supplies or survival tactics? I started a new tribe called survival tactics. I dont have any one there yet. I am still trying to figure out this format. Free -
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Fri, July 10, 2009 - 10:21 PMThree things to click on that will always take you somewhere else. The "back" arrow, the orange "tribe" logo upper left and upper left "my" button. See if that helps.
BOINK!!!
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Sat, July 11, 2009 - 5:04 AMPersonally, I think if your cock is smoking, you should get some lube of some sort. -
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Sat, July 11, 2009 - 7:25 AMI tried it once, it cloged my pipe! -
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Sun, July 26, 2009 - 11:38 AMOne of the reasons I bring up these scenarios is because you are psychologially inhibited from putting yourself in that situation. The human mind does not like to go to dark placs like that on its own. Example: Imagine yourself getting the crap kicked out of you before having your head cut off with a bread knife. Thing through the whole event. Difficult, isn't it. No happy ending, no justice. You get stomped and murdered. Everyone else in the house too.
Your minds have a self defense mechanism to keep you from going there. So I bring it up. If you evaluate the scenario fully you may find serious flaws in your own security that you had not anticipated because your mind would not go there.
I present these facts in an aggressive manner because that is how they will come at you. You will be in a perplexed state when things go south. Reality is not pretty and it does not gurantee a Hollywood ending. Justice is optional. People die every day from horrible things and there is no justice to it, especially when criminals are involved. I expect you to dislike me, I am the bad guy.
Sean is a tool.
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Fri, August 21, 2009 - 5:02 PMI can't get access to a hand gun. They are restricted weapons in Canada. Try to alert the kids to get them out of the house. I do have knives handy I might be able to use to my advantage. -
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Fri, August 21, 2009 - 7:51 PMMitch, this is one of your good 'ol fashioned scenarios (not like the shit you've been posting lately.) So here goes:
First off, Peerless handcuffs are for strippers and security guards. Anyone worth a shit buys S&W hingecuffs.
I keep a lot of handcuff keys everywhere, literally a dozen or more throughout the house, specifically because of my previous and current occupations. I have one on each of my keyrings too. Kidnapping is a very real danger for me in my line of work.
I keep guns in every room in odd places, because I am a bit OCD.
So I untie the dog leash or slip it to one side so I can get the cuffs in front (that's why you use hinge cuffs!) and unlock them with one of the keys in the bedside stand. Then I get the AK that is locked and cocked and concealed bedside. Then I shoot you in the pelvis to cripple you so you can't run away. We stuff a sock in your mouth and wait five minutes. If no cops come and people ignore the shot (house is R30 insulated) then we BTK your sorry ass. Chop you up and feed you to my fat dog Mikey, because as you probably already know, Mikey will eat anything.
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Sun, August 23, 2009 - 7:32 AMAw Mitch whether you are real or not I don't really care but I do like your what if scenerios.First if you are depending on an alarm system you are gonna be worm food,too easy to get around or by pass.Guess you will be like a tv commerical airing here where the Ex kicks in the door and then runs off cauz of an alarm goes off if, you are that intent do you really think an alarm is gonna scare them off !! ,next scene is phone rings and the :victims answers it and it the alarm company saying help is on the way.DO you really know how low a priority an alarm going off is for most PDs ?? Not even counting response time. Your security BETTER but redundant and in layers. My dogs walk up on the porch while I am sleeping, I know and the 100 lb Rottie that sleeps between me and Mommy tend to get ill if you wake him up at night and he is trained to not eat except form one of us .S o if super ninja gets past him and the other layers (don't think I'm gonna tell you what them layers are do ya) I guess after Momma wears him out she will just have to kick his but and then HE will be worm food .Come on Mitch you can challenge us better than that !! I am still thinking about the airplane scenerio. -
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Tue, August 25, 2009 - 5:44 PMJon: ? What? I even got drunk and read your post and it still does not make any sense.
Adam: Your plan is great except for the fact that the guy would be done in thirty seconds and I doubt that you could do all of that in half a minute with a head wound.
In reality the husband rarely wakes up. A home invader will usually kill the husband because he is a threat. The children make better leverage. A serial killer will often kill the husband to establish control. Experienced predators are all about victim control. -
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Re: What do you do?
Wed, August 26, 2009 - 8:59 AMHey Mitch I posted it from the proactive instead of reactive .IF you prevent the scenerio from every happening to begin with you will not have to play catch up .I realize it is what if and I am thinking about how to stop it before it ever happens point of view.Looking at it that way what doesn't make sense ?? -
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Wed, August 26, 2009 - 5:09 PMNo. That would be another thread.
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Sat, August 29, 2009 - 6:11 AMDang I hate it when that happens,guess I'll just be a POed ghost
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